You could have knocked me out with a feather..You cynical fucktard.

Dear Cosmopolitan,

Please put some red-heads on your cover again. Me liiiiiike ♥♥♥♥

--Love Uchi♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dear America,

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

Your combined cynicalness is ruining my happy high. Awwww....Your life sucks?? Mine too. But sometimes you need to shut the fuck up about it. I was in a fabulous mood today. ♦ FABULOUS ♦ I'm writing about happiness in class and I decided to write a song about the good things in life. Looking for inspiration, I asked my friends what kept them going from day to day.

I got "Weed." "Gasoline." "Lithium." "Blood and death." "Pills." "Symbalta." "The death of the people around me." "Hitler." And Chairman? Bitch didn't even answer me.

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You unhappy assholes.

Love Uchi♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I told Pearl I love her.

Not in the "We need to sit down and have a talk" kind of I love you.. more of the "Run up to her randomly in the hallway and scream it at her then bail" kind of I love you. It didn't solve our problems at all... But the words left my mouth, and even if she didn't understand the hidden meaning beneath it, I'm happy I said it, and I feel better.

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Love Uchi♥♥♥♥♥♥♥